Why God allowed human feces to stink
Even the feces of Kings smells bad. All must be humble Did you ever wonder? Surely it was not a blunder Why the Lord gave humans A horrible lump of shit Stinks enough to make us sick The Lord who made the stars Added to the rose a lovely scent When it came to humans He filled them with stench Aside for the fact that some may not pick it up to eat The reason for that Is not far to seek It is a daily reminder For mighty and the meek Who feel they are great Much pride is fake Some of us is not a cake Let that pride crumble Like the wise Do be humble.